Lower your JagNumber!
It seems only natural that Java programmers should keep track of their JagNumber. A programmer's JagNumber represents their distance from the father of Java - James A. Gosling. James' JagNumber is zero. He is the only person with a JagNumber of zero. Anyone who has collaborated with James on a Java project has a JagNumber of 1. People who have written code with someone with a JagNumber 1 have a JagNumber 2, and so on.
Last month I spent a few hours over a weekend and added FreeTTS support to The Juicy News Network (JNN) an RSS client written in Java by none another than James Gosling. This two day collaboration gives me a JagNumber of one! woohoo! That's as low as I can go.
If you are looking to lower your own JagNumber take a look at the FreeTTS project or the Sphinx-4 project. If have some code to contribute to these open source speech engines you can lower your JagNumber to two. Imagine the bragging rights at the local pub.